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2014年3月4日星期二

後宮

晚上11:27

魯卡斯

後宮佳麗三千人！因得不到皇上的寵幸，每個都病懨懨的！

皇上來到後宮，召來御醫：佳麗們是生病了嗎？可有藥醫？

御醫：啟稟皇上，奴才有一藥方...可是......

皇上：別可是了，有藥就醫！

於是，御醫召來男妓數名....

幾天後，皇上再度來到後宮，看見佳麗容光煥發，活潑可人.....召來御醫讚賞一番！

突見花裡倒臥了幾個不成人形的男人.....怒問：這是什麼？

<睡前一定要和好喔>

晚上11:25

魯卡斯

小蘋：「我家有個不成文的規定，就是當夫妻吵架了，不論如何，睡覺前都要和好。」

小雪：「哦，相當不錯的規定ㄋ。但是你們有遵守嗎？」

<請你誠實說>

晚上11:21

魯卡斯

2014年3月3日星期一

暗號

上午9:41

魯卡斯

一日，阿勇到情婦家與情婦幽會。情婦問阿勇：“要是我丈夫回來了，怎麼辦？

“阿勇說：“沒事兒，你丈夫要是回來了，我就從窗戶跳下去，我的馬會在下面接我的。“

情婦說：要是聽到三聲敲門，就是我丈夫回來了。

阿勇說：我知道了。

過了一會兒，天下雨了。突然傳來“咚、咚、咚“三聲敲門聲。說時遲，那時快，阿勇已從床上飛身躍下，一轉眼，已經從窗戶跳出。情婦見阿勇已走，便去開門。